Keep in mind that Harvard was founded in1636 to train young men for the ministry.
Founded 1636 to train for the ministry. Well it seems to me that this is an Episcopalian problem. And don’t Lutherans also have a service called a mass?
In the spirit of ecumenical brotherhood perhaps we could celebrate the witch trials. Stage a mock trial culminating in a burning at the stake. That would be an elegant counter point to a black mass/mess.