Posted on 05/06/2014 5:35:55 PM PDT by NYer
Edited on 05/06/2014 7:08:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.
A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who ran into
the road to stop a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.
Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act, Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, [snip]
The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, four children in the wedding party, according to a police report.
When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.
Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.
Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions. (2 pages)
Get a Hook-Up truck like in San Francisco.
I could drink Canada Dry and it wouldn’t be enough to hit ...shudder...that.
1. Doing that on a church lawn? When they’re having a wedding? And you weren’t even at the reception, you just randomly decided to stagger up, collapse and do that? Really?
2. My eyes are burning. And by “burning”, I mean “smoking, bubbling, melting and running down my face”.
3. And my nose, ears, throat and sinuses are feeling blistered as well, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
4. ...and it was at that point that we realized our lives had become completely unmanageable.
Really, that they don’t want to be like these two was a good lesson, and one those kids would eventually need to learn, but probably preferably* not there, then and in that way.
*(by their parents, the other wedding guests, the cops, and last but not least undoubtedly the kids themselves)
Must be Spring.
I’d hit it.
EEWWWWWWWW!!!
Which one?
Yeah, the church lawn in broad daylight is pushing the envelope.
Apparently she had a lock on it.
Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness...
Oh, yeah, it was gross, for damn sure.
Aww...c'mon...fer real?
Ewww!
I believe you've hit bottom, Laz.
Bukowski-esque.
“The grave’s a fine and private place,
But few, I think, do there embrace....”
Aw come on! Who hasn’t done that?
Yes.
Come on now! She’s a fetching beauty, that one!
Oh man, they hadn’t even gotten to the good part yet.. She’s Toofless!!!
Outdoor sex season has traditionally opened on May 1.
One of my favorite poems...
Of course, that’s without these two disasters in mind...
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