Your Bible must come with a condescension insert. The Bibles in the Baptist church I grew up in came with those. I never actually saw the inserts, but they must have been there. The parishioners always used them when they saw somebody responsibly sipping an alcoholic beverage or witnessed a married man and a married woman (not to each other) engaging in innocent, friendly conversation.
Just forget all of that and study the bible. No PC stuff or feel sorry for me junk. Eternity awaits you, if you can cut it.