- I didn't hit everyone with that stick" [pointing towards one of two very similar sticks]
I only hit some of them. Which means I'm not guilty as charged...because I was accused of hitting everyone with that one [again points to the same stick of the pair being displayed in evidence]
Judge [to Prosecutor] What was that other stick again? Isn't that the one the defendant hit everyone of this group with? Like -- right here in the court, right in the middle of the trial?
Prosecutor Yes Your Honor. That's the one. The court saw the entire affair. Even you yourself saw it with your own eyes. Yes, that second stick was wielded against the entire class, Sir, but the two do look a lot alike...
Judge [to Defendant] And what do you have to say?
Defendant Still not guilty as charged, Your Honor. The charges say I used stick #1 on all. I did not. Only on some [under his breath adding "and they deserved it"]
Judge What was that I just heard..? Who deserved, what?
Defendent They did, Your Honor. All of them, uh I mean only the anti- [redacted] bigots. Oh, and those others, too. They all lie. According to my factual opinion, your Honor.
Judge Your... opinion?
Defendant That's a fact, Your Honor.
