I'm hard-pressed to think of even one who doesn't support at least two of the below issues:
We get insulted and called names ("Papist") a lot. If the insults and childish behavior were less apparent, maybe there would be more.
I'm quite certain the "snake-handling bible-thumping rabid anti-Catholic fundamentalist bigots" are shedding tears for you as we speak.
Do you live on US soil?
Here’s one.
I support 0 of your 6.
I don’t believe in a one of them and I am Catholic.