10 Things Obama Might Say to Pope Francis President Barack Obama will meet with Pope Francis for the first time on March 27 at the Vatican, the White House announced Tuesday. Here's some thoughts on what Obama might say to the pope.
1) Promise, "If you like your Church you can keep your Church."
2) Say thoughtfully, "If I had a son, I think he'd be Pope."
3) Hand Pope Francis a DVD of his speech at Notre Dame and say "you're welcome."
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11) I'll reopen that American embassy in the Vatican if you really change the rules of the Catholic Church (so that my lying lackeys in the American mainstream media do not have to just pretend that you changed these rules), and officially declare that:
A. Abortion is fine. B. Homosexual behavior/activities/marriage are all fine.
C. All athiests and communists (like myself, Biden, Sebelius, Pelosi, Cuomo, etc.) can all get into heaven without changing our evil ways, or doing anything at all.
D. You will completely remove or cover up all the crucifixes and statues of Jesus and Mary in America, and you will replace all of them with my own personal bobblehead doll likeness.
E. Dolan will be made the next Pope.
F. Rev. Jeremiah Wright will be made the next "Preacher to the Papal Household".
G. You will make all those Catholic posters at "Free Republic" stop posting completely.
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12) Can I borrow your Papal ferula (rod/staff/crosier) in order to scratch the end of my nose? It is very itchy from that fly that was just there, and I can't quite reach the end of my nose with just my own arms.
