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To: thecodont

“You can’t talk about contraception without talking about fornication.”

The 31 year old married Christian couple uses contraception. They love their children Jimmy, Joe and Janet very much. After breakfast they told them it was time to hurry up and get dressed for Sunday School.

There, I did it.


10 posted on 01/10/2014 11:51:19 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: DesertRhino; thecodont
Benny, Elaine, and Susie won't be going to church with the rest of the family, though. They're as dead as door nails after being conceived then aborted within days thanks to the "contraceptive" Mom and Dad rely on.

It's such a hassle to practice self-control a few days a month when you can just pop a pill and have a quiet abortion with no fuss. An added benefit is that everyone believes Mom and Dad when they say they're pro-Life and against legalized abortion. Their friends don't think about the fact that Mom and Dad really mean they're against the tacky invasive abortions performed at death clinics, not really all abortions.

33 posted on 01/11/2014 7:57:13 AM PST by Rashputin (Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory.)
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