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To: UriÂ’el-2012; a fool in paradise
Don't know 'bout you, but I'm looking forward to it. Always wanted to fly, and the promised flying cars have never arrived.


48 posted on 12/23/2013 7:54:00 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

When I was a kid this was how I thought people died. God comes down and says its time to go.


73 posted on 12/23/2013 8:16:46 PM PST by fkabuckeyesrule
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To: Revolting cat!

Phew, that’s a relief! According to that picture, it looks like we’ll all be raptured fully clothed. I’ve heard some people claim that after the Rapture, there will be little piles of clothes everywhere. I assume there will be toupees, false teeth, breast implants, etc. in those piles. How embarrassing, and what a mess for the left behind to clean up!

;-)

Seriously, what does God want with these old bodies, these mere shells? Why wouldn’t he just rapture our souls? I’ve always wondered that.


107 posted on 12/23/2013 8:48:05 PM PST by Nea Wood
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To: Revolting cat!

[ Don’t know ‘bout you, but I’m looking forward to it. Always wanted to fly, and the promised flying cars have never arrived. ]

God has stopped flying cars because people would be gettin’ hit by drunk drivers on their way up...


140 posted on 12/23/2013 10:10:53 PM PST by GraceG
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To: Revolting cat!

As long as that Blondie song isn’t playing.


191 posted on 12/24/2013 9:35:50 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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