With all the dignity he could muster, the old man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered major award. Later that night, he buried it beside the garage. Now, I could never be sure, but I thought I heard “Taps” being played softly...
I love that movie. Now that I think of it, it’s almost Christmas and I haven’t seen it on any of the channels.
Too bad Frank Zappa never made a Christmas album.