ALERT! SYSTEM MELTDOWN... caused by mm’s insistence on logic and common sense... there is now underway a mass exit to the nearest mass. Nerves are being shattered and long abandoned brain cells are firing up. Must NOT allow that to occur. Quick, someone grab the wafers and juice. And a chant or two. Calm people. Remain CALM. We have this thing under control.
More male/female humor:
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A Rumour
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manual’
It’s a “generation vipers” focusing on the “rules”, “laws” and whether married couples can have sex without procreation. Inserting rules extrapolated from obscure interpretations in some carnal attempt to attain “holiness”.
Paul’s answer to the jailor was simple and didn’t include a lengthy diatribe on the need to purchase and follow a book of rules. Satan's attempt to keep us from that simple message of salvation and get us to dwell on laws, rules, and cup washing is pervasive with these people.