I think Jesus was a redneck carpenter.
That falls in line with when the greenies were asking “Well, what kind of car would Jesus drive”.
Since He was a carpenter, the kind who started with rough wood, these days He would have driven something like a well worn F450, with dents and scratches from handling raw timber, and fitted with a cargo trailer.
Well if anyone could stare at the devil and yeehaw in defiance at him, Jesus could.