Cute idea. We should get out with the people where they are. You can keep the fluorescent colored Eucharists, though. Nowadays, doing anything close to giving your confession in the public square means you accept the risk that others are probably listening to your stammered litany of inequities.
There’s the NSA, the FBI, PETA, EPA, IRS, and our young (ex) Pal; Monsieur E. Snowden, newly relocated to Siberia.
The Roman Catholics need to do something to keep people in the Pews. How about more traditionalist Mass? How about more getting with the people-—Better Music-— Christmas is coming! That should be a big boost.