Shadowy tale.
“Sorry, the page you were looking for in this blog does not exist.”
Not that I don’t believe you...
I’ve get a better story and a provable one.
I work in Washington, DC. Here you can see real zombies (aka Democrats) walking the halls of Congress and in the streets; ghouls (Erich Holder, Kathleen Sebelius) at work stealing souls and sanity; insane people in high places (Pelosi, Boxer, Schakowsky, Sheila Lee Jackson, the guy who was afraid that Guam would tip off if we put more troops on it, the designers of Obamacare); and ghosts (of Freedoms past - Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington monuments).
Try maintaining your patriotism and sanity in this place - Ghost Central; Spook Central (hattip to “Ghostbusters”); The Graveyard of Freedom; Home of the Fleeced and Land of the Once Free.
Welcome to Hell on Earth, aka Obama’s DC, Congress, and the Supreme Court (have you looked at Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg lately? obviously one of the “living dead”).
The TV show “The Walking Dead” was based on the DC I see every day. To me, this is the normal world where the insane and brain-dead rule. I feel like Charlton Heston in “the Last Man on Earth” or a movie of similar title. Surrounded by fools, ghouls, zombies, and Democrats - but I repeat myself.
Send in a chopper and get me out of this place. Then we can nuke it from space.