[UCANSEE2]

Nearly everyone who dies and comes back tells almost the exact same story. Why is that, do you think?

I think that I wonder what Muslims who experience near death come back and say.

[Netz]

Oh, that is a good one! LOL! Muslims have near-death experiences everyday, all over the place because they worship death, you would too if your life on this planet was a living hell. They die, go to heaven, meet with Muhammad and all he can say is, “look at you Abed, your a mess, no limbs, no torso, just a head, what did you do”?

Abed says, I was a martyr, I blew myself up killing infidels.

Muhammad says, Oh, ok, another one? Go to the right somehow and wash up, Allah is waiting for you...