Oh, that is a good one! LOL! Muslims have near-death experiences everyday, all over the place because they worship death, you would too if your life on this planet was a living hell. They die, go to heaven, meet with Muhammad and all he can say is, “look at you Abed, your a mess, no limbs, no torso, just a head, what did you do”?
Abed says, I was a martyr, I blew myself up killing infidels.
Muhammad says, Oh, ok, another one? Go to the right somehow and wash up, Allah is waiting for you...