Dude it’s Halloween, you are suppose to leave Jack ‘lanterns for Mormons Ghosts. Cookies and milk is for Santa Claus!
I stand corrected. The Mormon ghosts and I thank you!
I’m going to inspect those Mormon ghosts underwear and make sure it’s up to Mormon standards. If not, they will need to Trick or Treat like the little kids.
And if any Mormon ghosts bring more than three wives, they will be called selfish for hogging all the goodies.