Sorry, won't work...That's not what the verse says...You have to stick with the script, not make up your own...
But either way, it's a metaphor isn't it...
Joh 6:35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
No one is thirsty for Jesus...They're thirsty for liquid...No one is hungry for Jesus...People are hungry for hamburgers...Something to satisfy their stomachs...
IT'S A METAPHOR for something spiritual...
now I realize why the bible warns against self interpretation...pathetic