Then my words to my wife are still good. When we met she was a part time Mormon who read the Bible. I pointed out to her that Christ said when He comes back everyone will know and everyone will kneel and bow. But according to Joseph Smith Jesus talked to him out in the woods and apparently asked Joseph not to tell anyone that he’d slipped in a little early but he was going to let Joseph handle it for him. Bottom line: The LDS church was started based on a lie.
That one always gets me. God sends an angel of light upon you and commands you not to speak of this and you immediately disobey a direct commandment. And then you are rewarded for your disobedience by translating his new visions of church and religion into writings that create a mega-corporate religion!