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From Calvinist Prosecutor to Catholic Apologist
Catholic World Report ^
| July 26, 2013
| David Paul Deavel
Posted on 07/26/2013 2:04:17 PM PDT by NYer
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To: Revolting cat!
I only come here for the jokes, as they say.Tada!!
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of GOD or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of GOD!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of GOD, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of GOD!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
-- Emo Phillips
141
posted on
07/28/2013 8:17:25 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Elsie
“Mary is still dead.”
Mornons do not believe in life eternal?
142
posted on
07/28/2013 8:17:47 PM PDT
by
narses
To: Elsie
First, I am rejecting Biblical literalism. Second, who else has been born at that point. Up until that point, only 4 humans are mentioned, one was killed.
To: Elsie
144
posted on
07/28/2013 8:18:28 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: ronnietherocket3
What Catholics teach about Marys children is that they are spiritual children, not biological children.MORMONism teaches Spirit Babies; too!
145
posted on
07/28/2013 8:19:59 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: ronnietherocket3
Really, where is this in scripture?1 Corinthians 15:22
KJV
For as in Adam all die...
146
posted on
07/28/2013 8:22:31 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: ronnietherocket3
Elijah was carried up into Heaven.So?
Before the Internet; it was HARD to find out the price of eggs in China.
147
posted on
07/28/2013 8:23:33 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: ronnietherocket3; Elsie; jimrob
I don’t need these lectures, flames and insults. Let it be G=d, and J*sus, or whatevah. As I said earlier, I only come here for the jokes, and as JimRob said on this thread “I dont understand the bickering on this forum between Catholics and protestants”, which is exactly what’s motivated me entering these religious threads, that and nothing else, but somehow or another I managed to get myself in the middle of these silly rotten food fights.
148
posted on
07/28/2013 8:23:44 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: ronnietherocket3
Really, where is this in scripture?HEBREWS 9:27
And as it is appointed to men once to die...
149
posted on
07/28/2013 8:24:53 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: vladimir998
Poisoning the well five posts into a thread? Ain’t too cool.
150
posted on
07/28/2013 8:25:16 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
To: boatbums
151
posted on
07/28/2013 8:25:35 PM PDT
by
narses
To: narses
152
posted on
07/28/2013 8:27:07 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Revolting cat!; Elsie; Alex Murphy
The more outlandish joke is that Elsie
is a Mormon.
Next thing we know, he'll be a "moderator" also, playing a tricky double-reverse spy game, just to stick it to those pesky caf-O-lics, even at the expense of years of criticizing his own double-secret, private but fervently held convictions, which he openly and strenuously opposes.
The plot thickens. Pass it on.
153
posted on
07/28/2013 8:27:29 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(...and if my thought dreams, could be seen, They'd probably put my head, in a guillotine...)
To: ronnietherocket3
He rebuked Peter on a matter of discipline, not doctrine. Oh?
Prove it.
154
posted on
07/28/2013 8:27:46 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: narses
155
posted on
07/28/2013 8:28:38 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Elsie
156
posted on
07/28/2013 8:28:38 PM PDT
by
narses
To: ronnietherocket3
First, I am rejecting Biblical literalism. Uh...
I've noticed.
157
posted on
07/28/2013 8:29:12 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: NYer
Tell me something, why do Catholics bother to post provocative threads to stir up anti-everyone-but-Catholic-Christians on an OPEN religion forum and then joke and mock at anyone who has a reply? It smacks of insecurity, inferiority and a troubled persecution complex.
158
posted on
07/28/2013 8:29:39 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
To: Revolting cat!
It sounds SO much like our threads here; don’t it!?!
159
posted on
07/28/2013 8:29:55 PM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: vladimir998
Way to love someone to Christ! /sarc
160
posted on
07/28/2013 8:32:35 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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