The FBI will be checking out the Pope to make sure he’s not a ‘lone wolf’ and member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Homeland Insecurity thinks he might be a domestic terrorists - and they’ll be sending over some TSA goons to rough him up - and the NSA? They’ll be recording all of his phone calls for the next seven years.
Our homegrown thugs in action....
Aren’t you proud to be an American?
What are you talking about? Getting into conspiracy theories? Good grief!