Things that should be tried and when found, sue the business like homos do. This would help set precedent and (hopefully) really confuse the libs. Hoist them on their own petard!
What's a petard, anyway???)
A petard is a small explosive charge, originially used in siege warfare. “Hoist by one’s own petard” means something like, “Blew himself up with his own Improvised Explosive Device.”