[Colofornian]

From the article: Jacob 7:27...Brethren, adieu." (What is a French word doing in a document supposedly written by a Hebrew in Egyptian living in America around 421 B.C.?)

(Why this must have been written in reformed Egyptian-French!)

[Alex Murphy]

(Why this must have been written in reformed Egyptian-French!)

And now for an oldie from Alex's Jukebox....

REFORMED EGYPTIAN
(with no apologies to the Bangles whatsoever)

All the old paintings on the tombs
They don't mean what you think they do
This guy named Joseph (oh whey oh)
You'd better listen, he's a Mo

Hugh Nibley, Doctor, BYU
Knows more than Egyptologists
Old papyrus (oh whey oh)
It isn't what they say it is

Elder Bill on the bicycle says
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Reformed Egyptian

The missionaries, with neckties
They ride around and knock on your door
Won’t they be shocked (oh whey oh)
When asked, to find they don’t know more

Joseph says he saw a Personage
Oh wait he now says he saw two
Pick up the plates (oh whey oh)
He had a stronger back than you

All the kids in the mission field say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Reformed Egyptian

Wear beehive jammies on your back
If you sin too much, you’ll turn black
You must do this, (doncha know)
To avoid Terrestrial Heaven, Jack

If you want to find all the wives
Look on the psychiatric couch
Prozac won’t help them (oh whey oh)
Perfection takes it’s toll, hey! Ouch!

Authorities from the Salty Sea say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Reformed Egyptian
Reformed Egyptian

[Boogieman]

Don’t you remember in the New Testament, when Jesus told the Apostles “hasta la vista!” before He ascended to heaven?