I’m surprised that His Heinous, Barackula the Destroyer hasn’t ordered that the Washington Monument and the Jefferson Memorial be leveled, and that his serene visage be engraved on the statue in the (former) Lincoln Memorial.
Professor Bob Brier says that Ramses II, one of whose names was garbled by early archaeologists as “Ozymandias,” is known in the trade as “The Great Chiseller,” because he relabelled his ancestors’ temples and monuments with his own name.