Posted on 06/12/2013 6:12:03 PM PDT by Colofornian
“Are you anti-christ? I’m shocked that you so recklessly ridicule the Holy Ghost and his mission as attested to in the bible as well as the book of mormon.”
Only mormonism can make the Holy Ghost into a Celestial Tickle Me Elmo... sigh.
Two words: Mountain Meadows
What?!?
You mean you didn’t know about this????
I mean, you always come on with those looooooong posts you keep on your desktop like you are the be all and end all of Mormonism, that I thought that, I mean, surely you know all about this too.
I guess this must really mess up that election you were so sure you had.
Sheesh, I’ve known about this for decades. It was on a movie I watched as a teenager in high school in California back in the ‘60s.
As I recall, and my memory is pretty shot these days, Billy ‘the Kid’ is on that list too. Matter of fact, I bet a goodly portion of the bad guys of the “wild west” were ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons. Like many of those on this forum that claim to also be ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons.
We cannot all be perfect, ya know. Oh, that’s right, some here think they ARE perfect and their election is sure. Must be nice.
Actually, I didn’t know he was a Mormon, so the thread was useful to me. Not a surprise though, considering the criminal/fraudulent nature and origins of the LDS itself.
“If you could hie to Kolob, in the twinkling of an eye...”
Then you would meet Elohim himself as he wishes all here below, “Merry Smithmas, everyone!”
We gentiles know that Mormon Jesus is the brother of Lucifer, but not many have heard of the Mormon Santa:
“On, Alma, on, Ether, on, Mosiah now,
“On, Enos, on, Nephi, on Jarom & how!”
With his pack full of handcarts, prairie dresses, and Urim & Thummim for all!
;^)
There were other Mormon Gunfighters like the Avenging Angels. One of the most murderious was Porter Rockwell who did his shooting for the church. A colorful westerner who deserves to be remembered. It was a time that needed people like that—the Mormons faced terrible repression and even murder at the hands of Anti-Mormons. One of the two pillars of the early Republican Party was anti-Slavery and Anti-Mormonism!
So he went to Beaver Liquors one day and became a man. Then he robbed the place blind?
Oh, that repressive thing..
Wait, that’s four syllables...
I shot the law,
but the, law won...
Why not!!??
He's DEAD, so he'd probably been dunked, and ANYone with half a brain would accept the MORMON offer in the afterlife!
I hear that Zombies will be the next big batch of folks to turn to Mormonism.
They merely just have to die first.
(Or become a missionary...)
And yet, our resident FR Mormons will probably get on this thread and complain that WE Christians are trying to make their chosen religion look bad.
Why?
I appreciate an EXPERT in their field.
Was?
Pay yer 10% or else YOU don’t get to be with GOD in the afterlife.
Good luck with your “LOOK over THERE!!!” attempt.
Are you a doctor?
I'm shocked that you cannot tell the difference between a physiological sensation and the Holy Ghost!
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