You dialed a very wrong number: Never stayed in a hotel, because I lived there, as in, lived there. Didn’t own a tv, so no HBO. I’ve never set foot in a McDonald’s in my life, much less eaten the food.
Any other ridiculous stories you want to make up about me?
“Any other ridiculous stories you want to make up about me?”
No, that pretty much sums it up.
“McDonald’s in my life, much less eaten the food.”
Wait. You’re a Burger King man, aren’t you? I get it now - hey that was a good one.