[Revolting cat!]

And yet we do know that everyone who has ever had so much as a single aspirin will indeed die one day.

Solution: don't ever have even a single aspirin, you'll live forever.

[Fightin Whitey]

Too late.

I already had some before awakening to this tragic fact of these our times.

Now there is, for me at least, no bufferin’ of the cold bayer pain of truth.