[Natural Law]

"So, by that reasoning, I could administer the sacraments."

It appears we need to add Apostolic Succession to your curriculum. ;o)

Peace be with you

[Natural Law]

"Well, we are all priests of the order of Melchizedeck..."

I should have added that, if you were validly baptized (with water and in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) you can validly administer the Sacrament of Baptism in some circumstances.

Peace be to you