“Otherwise, I’d have to ditch half the family.”
Wait a minute, just wait a minute. There are only 11 statements. I don’t see anything there about having to love one’s family. You can’t just change testing to suit a personal cross. Next thing you’ll be requiring is that we have to love Presbyterians or worse, Episcopalians.
Presbyterians, yes, but Episcopalians require a special dispensation.
And incense.