Indeed. It seems like something done by the Zucker Brothers(Airplane!, Top Secret!, etc.)
January 8, 2013 7:14 PM Carl Vehse said... Another hit single by the Antichristettes: Mr. Pope-man (to the tune of Mr. Sandman):
Mr. Pope-man, bring me a dream;
Make me a priestess like youve never seen.
Give me a stole and chasuble vestures,
And let me do those sacerdotal gestures.
Pope-man, its so unfair,
St. Pauls epistles males only declare.
Change this with a papal bull;
Mr. Pope-man, give girls priest rule.
Mr. Pope-man, bring me a dream;
Make me a priestess like youve never seen.
A mitre to wear its really no big deal;
Then someday Ill need papal shoes in high heel.
Pope-man, Im so alone,
No female cleric to call my own.
Please contrive a pontiff scheme;
Mr. Pope-man, give gals their dream.
Mr. Pope-man, bring me a dream;
Let women clergy be part of the team.
Youll soon have girlish bishops and vicars
(And maybe GLBT priests in knickers).
Mr. Pope-man, a crozier to hold
Would be so peachy before Im too old.
So change Gods Word with your decrees
Mr. Pope-man, ordain,
Please, please, ordain,
Mr. Pope-man, ordain girls priests.