I looked up the original Youtube video this was based on --- "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen (Link) --- and OK, this is a spoiler--- after this girl tries so hard to catch this guy, and it looks like he's taking an interest and young lust is a-startin' to heat up nicely, the guy of her dreammmmmssss starts puttin the move on somebody else in Carly Rae's band! ---(sob) --- another GUY!
Oh, Heat-loss and Heartbreak!
And it illustrates just what we've been saying, in an ironic way: there's a difference between male and female. There's supposed to be! And when you kick over the traces and do the gender-erases, all manner of absurdity ensues. Oh, Dang and Heart-Pang!
Poor Carly Rae.
And these poor girls, fed such a line of !@$#@ by the Women's Ordination Conference.
AAAAARGH!!!!
I have a new theory that I think explains some otherwise confusing elements in our society's approach to the relations of the sexes.
Imagine you're a young man. You have a powerful sexual urge. You want a sex-partner who is as eager to engage in sex acts as you are. You want the partner to have a firm, muscular body. You don't want the partner to expect an exclusive sexual relationship, whether temporary or permanent. You don't want the partner to have tiresome emotional complications, or to expect attention when you'd rather watch sports, play video games, or drink beer with your friends. You don't want the partner to produce consequences, such as babies. to put it bluntly, you just want to ejaculate.
Doesn't this sound like "you," our modern young American man, really want ANOTHER GUY, not one of those *shudder* women?