The body is a temple. You must rest it on a good foundation. (a couch is perfect for this) You must fill it with offerings pleasing to the senses. (beer and pizza are most excellent) You must distract if from lustful activities of this fallen world. (a football game on a widescreen TV is unsurpassed in commanding attention) This is the way to train the body.
you say that because you hate Obama (/s)