[gorush]

"There's probably no God!"

Is that really your view of an agnostic's position?

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? The poor guy stayed awake all night wondering if there really IS a dog.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Ha! Good one! (And I didn't mean to insult ya --- I was just tickling your ribs, really.)

On the recently-departed Cardinal M. we had been talking about, God rest his soul --- I had read one of his lines too quickly, and thought he'd said "the vestments we wear are pom-poms."

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(Martini with pom-pom.)