At least there are objects in a Catholic Church to hit a priest with. What is there in a Prottie church, barren walls?
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Depends where you're at. The Calvinist regulative principle of worship doesn't mean stark and barren.
Some places, pew bibles and hymnals. Where we're at right now, chairs. A lot of places have a big brass cross somewhere down front that could do some serious damage in the wrong hands. Among the paedobaptists, baptismal furniture is usually small enough to be pressed into service as an expedient club. Among the credobaptists, the dunk tank is a drowning hazard.
Other places, strangled with the cable harness from the praise band's equipment.
And, not to forget, Jenny Geddes "who is alleged to have thrown her stool at the head of the minister in St Giles' Cathedral in objection to the first public use of the Anglican Book of Common Prayer in Scotland."
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