[Scoutmaster]

I think the problem is we both strive for rational thought. Ergo, we're handicapped when it comes to trying to explain Scientology.

However the clam explanation goes, it's nuts.

And little snapping finger clams don't bother me in the least. Does that prove I'm clear, without paying for it?

[ArrogantBustard]

Does that prove I'm clear,

How would I know? I'm sober!

Ask me some time when I sloppy, stinking, staggering, puking, falling-down, almost passed out drunk ...

I can't guarantee a comprehensible answer, though ...

I can't even guarantee that I'll ever be in that condition again ... I don't like being hung-over.