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To: cuban leaf; GeronL; Chode; NYer

“Nuns scare me even more than clowns.”

Every halloween I dress up as a nun. Some of you have already seen me in this costume. I wear it when I pass out halloween candy to the trick or treaters. The kids just ask “what are you?” but the parents are another story! They have the fear of God when they look at me as if I will pull out the convent issue ruler and whack them!


7 posted on 06/22/2012 11:02:38 AM PDT by Morgana (This space for rent. Cheap.)
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To: Morgana

—They have the fear of God when they look at me as if I will pull out the convent issue ruler and whack them!—

Those convent issue rulers are the gold standard of corporal punishment. Some of them have been passed down for generations, which is normally a very difficult thing for a nun to do. ;-)


8 posted on 06/22/2012 11:08:53 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: Morgana

lol.

bump


10 posted on 06/22/2012 1:17:19 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Morgana
most of them prolly deserve a good whacking...
13 posted on 06/22/2012 2:48:48 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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