Sorry, I have to ask you to explain that statement. It makes no sense to me as written. Thanks.
I also think Jesus would be welcome as part of the congregation, but how many would recognize him for who he really was.
If Jesus was wearing jeans or maybe smoking a cigar i think that would be enough to keep the leaders in most churches from even considering that he was really the Lord.
Sorry that you seem to have such a low opinion of Christians. No one smokes around churches anymore and wearing jeans is very common among many Christian churches.
There are only a handful of sects that have a required "uniform" for their members and mormonism is one of them. That's what makes the OP a satire.