well, since the Church received the teachings, you must be taught by the Church to know them.
LOLOLOLOL...Awwww, c'mon...You can tell us...We'll keep the secret... HaHaHaHaHa....
And it's so secret that they didn't even tell you, eh???? HaHaHaHa...
*Just trust us.*
Sure. And I’ve got some real nice waterfront property in FL to sell you.
Honest.....