Gotcha. My engineer father in law usually begins that phrase with “Royal Mongolian..”
Our D.I. used to tell us that we “looked like a bunch of monkeys trying to F a foot ball”.
Another one of his gems was that “we looked worse than a Chinese fire drill”, at least that was a little cleaner than the former.
I supposed it’s completely politically incorrect and unacceptable to use another one of his now. “Nothing from (name your state) but steers and queers and I don’t see any horns on you boy”. He’d probably be answered with a loud, “yeth thir” nowadays.