Is this serious? It I thought it weren’t I’d say “The first time in the bedroom when peanut butter, bananas and whip cream come into play”.
“Is this serious?”
Yes this is indeed a serous question about the very nature of Marrage in the eyes of God, “logic”/science, and yourself.
The answer to theses questions from all 3 perspectives should be the first & perhaps last step in resolving the true meaning of marriage.
I think science/logic should resolve that marriage begins with the birth of your first child. After all if the propose of marriage is children then the first child is the place where it becomes indispensable thus the logically high priority place where it must be gain. #3
My own Personal opinion on the matters is up in the air which is why I made this thread to help me resolve that question.