I bought a best of the Temptations CD last week and have been wearing it out. That’s good stuff!
Q: What’s the most confusing day of the year for the citizens of the great state of Utah?
A: Father’s Day
A: Father’s Day
Maybe I'm missing the joke here, but it seems to me that Mormons, even polygamous ones, are more likely to know exactly who their father is than members of many other groups. So there is no confusion about that.