[Matchett-PI]

"When she concluded, she said, “And please disregard my fat ass and those pictures of me shoving mega cheeseburgers into my pie hole.” Then they sang, “Just As I Am”, gave the invitation, the benediction and everyone headed off for Cracker Barrel."

Heading off to Cracker Barrel

[MayflowerMadam]

Check out Hussein checking out her very unfortunate panty line and butt. It looks like he’s saying, “eeewwww!”.

BTW, the outfits Mooseshelle and the urchins have on are things that we’d burn if someone dropped them off at our thrift shop. Don’t they make us proud to be Americans?