What a crazy ideology you have.
Yes. There is holy craziness that transcends intellectual calculation, and the Red Heiffer is the very essence of that. It’s weird, alright. But G-d’s Word must transcend reason at some point, while dealing in reason in other respects, such as Jewish laws of civil damage and marriage and such. Reason itself dictates that that must be. G-d created Reason, just as He created Time, Space, Matter, etc. He can’t be completely bound by these creations of His, but conversely He can’t be completely outside them, because that itself would be a limitation on the Infinite One (in Hebrew Ein Sof).