You might be serious, or you might be making a glib joke. Whichever was your intent, my only argument would be with the number "two."
Mark 5:9 -
"And Jesus asked him "What is thy name?" And he answered saying "My name is Legion, for we are many."
As a side note this incident, mentioned in all three of the Synoptic Gospels, supports the belief that demons have identifiable personalities and names. They are not just amorphic evil forces.