ROTFLMAO!
From one who claims that Christmas and Easter are PAGAN, that is a riot. Sorry buckwheat, I will trust Our Lord and those He appointed over the ignorant, backwoods charlatan every day of the week.
You still didn’t answer how many stupid shepherds take their sheep into the hills around Bethlehem in near zero temperatures. And what about those swaddling clothes? Are they warm enough in an unheated manger?