My wife and I were kayaking early one day in one of the creeks off the Chesapeake Bay. We came across a trail of what looked like red petals floating on the water and paddled closer to shore. Moments later We were both showered with dust and we looked up to see this party of well dressed people in a dock overhead looking at us with sheer panic in their faces. We coughed and paddled furiously away.
Note to self: Look before dropping grandpa’s ashes.
Oh Noes!