They also need to get their story straight on why coffee is so bad. It used to be that caffeine is evil, but they drink Mountain Dew by the gallon ever since the Mo church got stock in Pepsi. Lots of weird superstitions about water, like the devil controls the large bodies of water, that’s why you shouldn’t go swimming.
Going to a university in Utah for 5 years cured me of ever converting. Bunch of arrogant asses.
I guess it could be renamed to The Church Of The Finger In The Wind since their doctrines and practices are constantly changing.