[al_c]

How can you tell a Baptist from a Catholic? The Catholic will wave at you in the liquor store.

Why do you take two Baptists fishing? If you take only one, he’ll drink all your beer.

:-)

Nothing wrong with liquor. Abusing it is the problem.

[lawdave]

How can you tell a Baptist from a Catholic? The Catholic will wave at you in the liquor store. Why do you take two Baptists fishing? If you take only one, he’ll drink all your beer.

Along the same lines: Why don't Baptists make love standing up? They are afraid someone will see them and think they are dancing.