“Since you brought it up I guess it’s ok to ask if you have a Morman husband?”
My understanding is that Resty is single currently... awaiting eternity, when all unclaimed mormon women will be parceled out among male gods for eternal pregnancy and pleasure.
And that would be called the practice of polygamy.
Divied up? Do Mormon dudes draw straws? Seriously, how does this work? How do the single gals get “chosen”? How do they receive their secret name which, in my understanding, only is in marriage?
" Do the women, when they pray, remember their husbands?... Do you uphold your husband before God as your lord? "What!—my husband to be my lord?" I ask, Can you get into the celestial kingdom without him? Have any of you been there? You will remember that you never got into the celestial kingdom [during the temple ceremony] without the aid of your husband. If you did, it was because your husband was away, and some one had to act proxy for him. No woman will get into the celestial kingdom, except her husband receives her, if she is worthy to have a husband; and if not, somebody will receive her as a servant.“
(Journal of Discourses, vol. 5, p. 291)
Heber C. Kimball - ”Opponents of polygamy will be "cut off" by God.”Journal of Discourses, vol. 4, p. 108 (1856)
”If you are someone who objects to plural marriage, then I would challenge you to search within yourselves. There is no doubt in my mind that your attitude towards plural marriage will determine your place in eternity.” President Brigham Young also warned:
"Now, where a man in this Church says, "I don't want but one wife, I will live my religion with one," he will perhaps be saved in the celestial kingdom; but when he gets there he will not find himself in possession of any wife at all. He has had a talent that he has hid up. He will come forward and say, "Here is that which thou gavest me, I have not wasted it, and here is the one talent," and he will not enjoy it, but it will be taken and given to those who have improved the talents they received, and he will find himself without any wife, and he will remain single for ever and ever. But if the woman is determined not to enter into a plural marriage, that woman when she comes forth will have the privilege of living in single blessedness through all eternity." (Journal of Discourses, Vol.16, p.166 - p.167)
Joseph F. Smith - "Plural marriage is not some sort of superfluity or non-essential to the salvation or exaltation of mankind. Marriage to only one woman is only partial compliance to the law of exaltation." Journal of Discourses, vol. 20, p. 28 (1878)
Now this one is just flat out blasphemy---
Orson Pratt - Jesus a polygamist, God the Father had a plurality of wives. "We have also proved that both God the Father and our Lord Jesus Christ inherit their wives in eternity as well as in time." The Seer, p. 172 (1853)
Hmmm, I wonder what a 20th century apostle thinks of all this? Let's see.
"Plural marriage is not essential to salvation or exaltation." Bruce R. McConkie Doctrine of plural marriage
What? What did I just read? But all those other apostles and prophets have said just the opposite? You mean to tell me that it was never mormon doctrine? That it was never taught? Oh my! How does this affect all those other poor souls who followed those doctrines and revelations? Is the mormon god so feckless and incompetent that he can’t get it right the first time?
But before we dismiss the references to the JoD’s as just “opinion”, as has been claimed in the past, let’s remember the words of Brigham shall we? "The Journal of Discourses is a vehicle of doctrine, counsel, and instruction to ALL people, but especially to the Saints. It follows then, then, [sic] that each successive volume is more and more valuable as the Church increases in numbers and importance in the earth." Journal of Discourses, vol. 11, p. iii (1867) " — Brigham Young
In the male Mormon bordello universe each successful applicant receives, with unlimited women, tell me this: are there any mothers-in-law? What about lesbians? What kind of population do they get to rule over?