Tell you what, Card...
Some of the Flying Inman around here are male.
When you encounter us, just assume ALL of us are female and call ALL of us "Honey."
(That way those of the Flying Inman who are male can feel what it's like for Mormon women to have to go through re: all of the sexist patronizing and sexist putdowns exuding from Mormon male and/or Mormon male ally lips!)
I suspect Mr. Touche is getting worried his god like status and celestial harem that he was promised won't come true.