Actually, no. YOU are exactly wrong. I have declared you to be wrong, ex interwebzia and since I am the NetPope, you MUST accept my declaration as fact and truth.
Hossus NetPopius
If I may, your Hossusness, FOTFLOL! Now HERE’S a NetPope I can suppport!
Yeabut did you put on infallibility when you said that. The Pope gotta put on his infallible hat when he makes infallible statements you know. I think he has to wave a smoky globe too.