Beats being in bondage to rules and regs and sacraments and works which people are told they have to do to earn heaven but are never guaranteed to get anyone there in the end.
Colossians 1:11-14 11 May you be strengthened with all power, according to his glorious might, for all endurance and patience with joy, 12 giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of the saints in light. 13He has delivered us from the domain of darkness and transferred us to the kingdom of his beloved Son, 14 in whom we have redemption, the forgiveness of sins.
Now I see how this works. I've been doing it all wrong. I should respond with:
Beats spinning in your chair drooling while eating pea soup and thinking your soup spoon is your ticket to heaven as you do.